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If you’re a parent with a Twitter account, chances are you tweet about your kids — and often. Some of the things we’ve seen (the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly) are just begging to be shared, and who has the time for more than 280 characters, anyway? Not us. So here you go — the funniest tweets from parents on Twitter this week. #YoureWelcome
1. Yeah, we know.
“You’re a good girl, mom,” my 3 year old says as I help her clean her pee off the couch.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 25, 2018
2. Every girl for herself.
Day 7 of the road trip is when your kids go all Lord of the Flies over the last hair tie. #timetogohome
— Mommy, for real. (@MommyisForReal) June 25, 2018
3. Moms can be like that, sometimes.
Me: "How was the new playground?"6yo: "Good, but every time I tried to do something dangerous, Mom got in the way! Like, this is me, this is the dangerous thing and THIS is Momma, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!!"
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) June 25, 2018
I just finished off my daughter’s leftover juice and swallowed a surprise tater tot. I’m not looking for sympathy, I just want you to be aware that this kind of thing can happen.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 24, 2018
We are 6,432 freeze pop wrappers into summer break, how about you?
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) June 25, 2018
6. It’s free!
Friend: I love that you have so much natural light in your home.
Me: Thanks! Want my kids to come wreck your blinds too?
— Call me mom—i’ll answer (@MotherOfGals) June 26, 2018
7. Technologically challenged.
8: “Where’s Dad? I need some help”Me: “I can help you!”8: “It’s about the TV”Me:8: Me: “Dad’s upstairs.”
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 26, 2018
8. Sharing is caring, we guess …
The day my sons all decided they loved bacon was one of the saddest days of my life.
— Mommy Thoughts (@momthoughts13) June 27, 2018
9. We blame the kids.
I used to worry about what I looked like. Now I just look like I worry. #MomLife
— The Baroness (@baroness) June 26, 2018
10. ANYTHING but cleaning.
My son could be hanging upside down over the dishwasher and still figure out a way to put his plate in the sink instead
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 28, 2018
11. Living the life of luxury.
Me at 12: I can’t wait to be an adult so I can buy whatever I want with my money.
Me at 36: If I wait until it goes on sale and use my coupon, I can buy scented trash bags.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 28, 2018
12. Now that’s a berry good dad.
I'm just a dad, standing by the yogurt aisle googling to see which blueberry yogurts don't have fruit chunks, for my daughter. #dadlife
— The Jeffster (@valfrey1) June 25, 2018
-my kid, eating an ice cream cone holding a new toy riding a pony on the beach in the summertime sun
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) June 26, 2018
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